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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Hmm, let's see, fun facts about me for my resume...
- I hate drama
- I love puns
- I'll try anything twice, just to be sure
- I have an intense hatred for cooked fruit
- I secretly want to be a ninja.
- I love animals
- I never judge, I save that for the ignorant and Judy
- I'm the old fashioned chivalrous type and may open doors for are officially forwarned.
- I love anything 80's.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageCanadian
BuildAthletic / toned
Height5' 8" (173 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairShaved
Body ArtVisible tattoo
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAttractive


Have PetsCat, Fish, Reptile

Education & Employment

SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleI tell people to do stuff

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsGOT, Walking Dead, True Blood, Dexter (except the finale) Californication, Southpark, He-man
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Animation, Horror, Adult
Favorite moviesDark Crystal, Get Carter, Truman Show, LOTR, Wolf of Wall Street
Music typesRock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Soul
Favorite artistsPink Floyd, NIN, A Perfect Circle, AIC, Head of the Heard, Led Zepplin, Supertramp, the National, Die Antwoord
Reading selectionAncient, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Science, Science fiction, I'm an author
Favorite booksAnything by Niel Gaimen, Hunter S. Thompson, RA Salvatore
Idea of funLive shows of any kind, costume parties, beer, lazy sundays, drawing, writing, and other random shinanegans
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Playing cards


SmokerSmoke socially
DrinkingRegular drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorRaunchy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryBeing a vampire. And Quualudes. But probably not at the same time.


Political viewsVery liberal
ReligionNot religious
Goal in lifeTo draw and write stuff and eventually leave a mark on this old marble.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerLadies with ink and an edge are definitely hot, thus why I`m here. That being said, there should be a balance of class with that sass. A great mind and love of laughter is just as sexy as all the right curves. Someone open-minded, anti-drama, who wants a partner to explore whatever our devious minds may be in the mood for that day.
On the first dateGo on a search for unicorns. Or night bowling.